Kissing Anderson Cooper in public

This can only happen in blogger's dreams!

The other day I was strolling around Westhampton when I saw a familiar tail. A celebrity by adoption and by her own right.

Only the speculation of Anderson Cooper's significant other tops the inquiries of this magnificent female. Long silky hair frames her freckled face. Her alert eyes have witness her master's deepest secrets.

So what is better than interviewing each and every single employee from Time Warner in order to gain access to the main man, than to interview the only living bitch that have kissed Anderson Cooper in public!

How it all went down:

Lunacy: It's that Molly? THE Molly?

Handler: Well yes, did she do something?

Lunacy: NO! she is the cutest, do you mind if I interview her for my blog?



Handler: ????

Lunacy: hate to flaunt it, but I speak dog

Handler: looking at Molly while she wags her tail, Ok.

Lunacy: Hi Molly you little cutie pie!

Molly: Wh'st up bitch!

Lunacy: enjoying your summer?

Molly: are you on crack? don't you see I'm tied up! I'm a slave!

Lunacy: sorry to hear that, but at least you are here and not in the pound, and living with a Vanderbilt

Molly: that is soooo overrated. It's not like I live at The Breakers or Marble House.

Lunacy: is that so? are you aware you are the only female that have kissed Anderson Cooper in public.

Molly: I'm his only bitch, and it better stay this way

Lunacy: What is the first thing your daddy does when he arrives home?

Molly: takes off his shoes

Lunacy: and what do you do?

Molly: sniff him!

Lunacy: sniff him?

Molly: Love to put my head on his knees and sniff, sniff, sniff!

Lunacy: excuse me?

Molly: - rolling eyes - I'm not a gorilla to settle for sniffing armpits, I'm happy I can get as close to private parts as no one else!

Lunacy: You mean, that is nuts!

Molly: and I lick his toes, envy much?

Lunacy: can't comment, but I can imagine a lot of people out there who are

Molly: PLEEEZE BITCH! don't go there!

Lunacy: why?

Molly: you have no idea how many crazies I have had to chase and bite to keep out of the house. At least I like the teddy bears. Daddy lets me hump them.

Lunacy: what's the least thing you enjoy living with Anderson Cooper

Molly: the dutch oven

Lunacy: Dutch Oven?

Molly: I sleep under the sheets ... it ain't pretty!

Lunacy: OH! THAT DUTCH OVEN! poor baby... have you witness any "action" over there

Molly: action, action, nah. Well, he's a guy, what action can there be when he's always alone

Lunacy: that's sad I though he would have a more interesting sex life

Molly: me too, wink!, wink!

Lunacy: do you know what is a blog?

Molly: hmmm yes, I like to read blogs when I see my name, but daddy says it's not good for me.

Lunacy: I have one and would love you to write in it

Molly: Dude! I'm a dog!

Lunacy: I know, but I can write the transcripts of your barks... and sign Molly Barks

Molly: I have to ask daddy, he really doesn't like us to get involved

Lunacy - looking at the handler -

Molly- wagging her tail -

Lunacy: WELCOME TO THE BLOG WORLD!


Some of you may not believe in Lunacy story, and say that Molly Barks is a real person and not THE Molly. Whatever the case is, I can tell you for sure -she's a real Bitch!