Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Diagnosis: Squee!


Anderson Cooper is back at the anchor desk, time for his fangirls to squee! Of all things, fangirls squee the loudest about his wardrobe. They adore it when colors and patterns bring out Anderson’s baby-blues. Such beauty brings them close to esthetic orgasm.

"Oh baby, yes that was my favorite tie paired with a navy chalkstripe suit and light blue shirt. I'm a happy camper tonight" by Sheryn

"He was indeed looking very fine and sexy last night...eyes very blue and gotta love that tie/suit combo! Mmmmmm...
hard to concentrate on work today!" by Shopgirl

"Anderson had on my favorite tie last night, the navy one with tiny white dots. He hasn't worn it since Letterman, he's such a tease!" By Phebe

"so much deliciousness!! thank you! i love the brown suit with the navy tie. mmmm...." by Aracelli ellie

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

You people are bores.

Anonymous said...

your comment won't be posted on that squee blog if you don't add how gorgeous Anderson looked

Anonymous said...

You mean PRETTY, anon 8:32. In the Anderworld of Squee, he's PRETTY. Those chicks go for the feminine touch.

Anonymous said...

What's sadder? Squeeing about Anderson, a man they'll never capture, or this blog, stalking the Anderfans who could care less what you think of them?

Anonymous said...

@11:53 What's sadder? This pathetic blog or that you call it stalking?

Anonymous said...

Question..what exactly have the little Anderson fangurls done that compelled you to create an entire blog dedicated to satirizing them? I find them to be somewhat annoying but basically harmless and wonder about the root of your obsession.

Anonymous said...

I heard Anderson is going to Iraq, away from you all

Anonymous said...

Because his Anderfans in Iraq are so much nicer to him.

Anonymous said...

And here they'll squee about field Andy all week

Anonymous said...

"Ironic" has posed THE question. Nothing anyone on this blog says about "fangurls" is as ludicrous as someone actually creating an entire blog about fans they don't like.

Anonymous said...

Get a life people!

Anonymous said...

HEY! I sent a JUICY item to your tips mailbox and haven't seen it, need more proof? I got it!

Anonymous said...

juicy as in squishy? because i like squishy.

Anonymous said...

@9:40 LOL That's where Fox got "Paris Hilton of the news"!

Anonymous said...

Look which website has been updated recently!
http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/
group/ihateandersoncoopersfans/